How to fail at blog-starting

1. Come home from school after track practice, procrastinate on homework/studying for pending AP TEST OF DOOM/multiple projects/life.
2. Eat dinner.
3. Practice singing choir songs.
4. More procrastination.
5. Eat oatmeal chocolate chip cookies.
6. Procrastination! What a novel idea!
7. Decide to start a blog.
8. One month too late for BEDA.
9. 5 days too late for BEDM.
10. There is no such thing as BEDM.
11. Because it sounds ridiculous.
12. Write a list about your own failure.
13. Realize that you have to leave for dance in approximately 5 minutes.
14. Try to end the list.
15. Fail at that as well.
16. Finally end the list.
17. Now
18. NOW.